“I didn’t even know I owned that.”
“THAT’S where that [long lost item] was?!”
“…Am I the worst case you’ve ever seen?”
“That belonged to my ex… donate it!”
“Why do I own 7 staplers?”
“Do you actually enjoy organizing my junk drawer?” (Yes. Yes we do.)
“My paper files look amazing! Do you organize computer files?” (Yes. Yes we can.)
“So is your house really organized?” (Not obsessively, but yeah.)
“Do you watch Hoarders? We’re not that bad, right?… RIGHT?!”
“I’m not afraid to walk into my basement/closet/garage anymore!”